Rita was being bothered by mice one day. She had been dreaming of Rikki-tikki and hoping they’d find a way to make love again soon. The mice threw berries at her and such. “Stupid mongoose!” they said. They’d hoped to get away before she awoke fully, but she was faster than they thought. She pinned them all down and buried them partly in dirt. “Rikki-tikki taught me how to deal with you guys.” she said. “Don’t kill us!” they said. “I won’t kill you.” she said. “I’ll just swallow you whole. Or as many as I can. I have something in mind for the rest of you that I can’t fit inside my belly. I suggest you that get eaten rub it from the inside so you don’t get digested.” she said.
She put the first mouse into her mouth. She sloshed him around a bit. He struggled. GULP! She downed him. He struggled, moving down her throat. She felt him enter her stomach. BRRRRRRBB! She belched . The mouse coughed. He started to rub her belly.
She downed many more mice. About ten remained. Her belly was full. Many mice had tried to gang up on her.
“What are you going to do with us?” said the remaining mice. “Since my lover Rikki-tikki isn’t here, and I can’t make love with him, I’ll be using you. You can take the place of his dick.” She grabbed a mouse. She squeaked in protest, but Rita ignored her. She put her into her vagina. She pushed her around, then, after a while, pulled her out. She then reinserted the mouse, pushed her around, then later pulled her out.
After the first mouse finally got so sore she said she’d rather be eaten then continue to be used as a sex toy, Rita cast her aside, meaning to take the mouse up on that later once she’d passed some of the mice through her digestive tract. “How are we going to get out?” said the mice. “You’ll come out with the food waste. Out my anus. When I defecate, you’ll go into a hole. But I have something to wash you off.” she said. The mice were unhappy about where they were going to exit her but were happy that they would at least be washed off. “I nice torrent of urine from my bladder should do the trick.” she laughed. The mice became more unhappy!
The mice in her belly had had some of their fur burnt off. Rita, however, was unbothered by this. She grabbed a mouse, and used him for a sex toy. She continued with this all day, using mice until they said they’d rather be eaten than continue.
After a night’s rest, the mice in her belly came to her small intestine. A blue liquid coated them and tried to break them down. It didn’t work. Rita used some more mice and pretended they were Rikki’s penis. She was using a mouse and had only two left over to spare, when Rikki actually came.
“Hello Rita.” he said. He spotted the mouse in her vagina. He stared at her, his brows raised. “A sex toy.” she said. “I miss making love with you. And these mice were bad.”
“Well, this one looks tired.” he said. “Yes, I’d rather be eaten than…” said the mouse. “They all say that.” said Rita. “I’ll take them up on that.” he said. He downed the eight mice, leaving only the two unused mice left.
The mice inside of Rita had come into her colon. They were covered in brown mongoose shit. “So, what should we do with these two?” said Rita. “I’ve got an idea.” said Rikki, grinning.
A bit later, the two mice were both inside of Rita’s vagina. Rikki, meanwhile, had her in an embrace. He felt excited. Now was another opportunity to use his manhood for something other than urinating. His penis stiffened and rose. Soon it was erect and unsheathed. His balls hardened. He put his erect penis into her vagina. “Now for the show.” he said. The two mongooses giggled.
Inside of her vagina, the mice noticed Rikki’s erect white penis coming toward them. They saw the tip open. “No!” they cried. However, the penis had other ideas. SQUIRT! SQUIRT! SQUIRT! It ejaculated lots of sticky white semen at them. They coughed and got some in their mouths. They were soon coated in white sticky goo.
And Rikki’s penis kept delivering more. THRUST! THRUST! THRUST! THRUST! THRUST! THRUST! THRUST! THRUST! Rikki moved his penis back and forth. “Ahhhhh!” he said. “Ahhhhh!” said Rita. “That feels so good!” she said. THRUST! THRUST! THRUST! He kept moving his penis. Finally, he felt excited. “Here comes a big one!” he said. The two giggled. “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” he said as he hit climax. SQUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! A huge amount of semen shot out of his penis like a volcano. After a near full day of mating, only pausing to eat, drink, and pee, Rikki finally decided to end their sex. The mice finally saw the tip of his penis finally close. Then they saw it slowly move out of Rita’s vagina.
Rita had some mice in her rectum by this time. She went and pooped them out. They fell out of her anus and hit the ground in a small hole. As she had promised, she washed them off with her urine.
Much to their horror, Rikki ate the two mice that they’d used as a condom. The mice that had been in his belly were now halfway through his small intestine.
Rikki and Rita both emptied out over the next day, using the hole where the first group of mice were to store their waste products.
Rikki waited till he was sure all of the mice were in his rectum. He bent down and grunted.
The mice saw light come in. They were moved downward. They fell out the anus. He then washed them off. They looked up to see hot yellow urine shoot out of his penis and hit them. Worse for them, Rita then pooped again. Then she peed.
After a few days, there was enough poop for the mice to get out. The mice ran for miles, not daring to pause or look back.
Rikki and Rita, meanwhile, parted. Their love was getting stronger. They hoped they’d get more chances to make love soon. They would get their chance……
Part 5: Parrot Parfait
About three weeks had gone by since the crow incident. It seemed that the crows had sent some parrots to try and get back at him and Rita. They had pooped on their heads. They eventually caught fifteen of the parrots by climbing up trees and hiting them with branches. They trapped the parrots partially in dirt. The two decided to use these birds as condoms first, before eating them.
"We only have room for one parrot each in one stomachs." said Rikki-tikki-tavi. "We have been anxious for a little love so we'll use you as contraceptives. You can either put Rikki's manhood in your mouths to collect the seed or we can use your bodies." said Rita. The two grabbed a parrot, who had agreed to put Rikki's penis in his mouth. Rikki inserted the parrot into Rita's vagina. Soon, his penis has stiffened and was erect. He soon gave way to an orgasm.
The parrot felt the mongoose's erect penis move inside of his mouth. SQUIRT! SQUIRT! SQUIRT! SQUIRT! It ejaculated a bunch of hot sticky cum, which tasted salty, down his throat. The two lovers wanted to have a more typical mating that lasted hours. So, they did.
Rikki's penis ejaculated again and again. A ton of salty cum dripped down the parrot's throat. Rikki-tikki felt buzzed. He giggled the typical mating giggle. So did Rita. The two spent hours copulating. Finally, he withdrew his penis. Rikki-tikki ate the first parrot.
The two went to get a drink to replenish fluids. Then, they grabbed another parrot and began to make love once more.
After a full day of mating, Rikki-tikki withdrew his penis. Rita ate the second parrot. The parrots were rubbing their stomachs. The two went to sleep, eager for another day of love making the next day.
The parrots rubbed their bellies. Soon, their feathers were all burned off and their skin had welts on them. By the next day, they were bleeding. Rikki grabbed another parrot and put his penis in the mouth of this one. He then put the parrot into Rita's vagina and resumed their sex. After many hours, Rita ate the second parrot. Her belly was quite swollen. The second parrot was a bit lucky, in that he didn't lose too many feathers before he and the other parrot were both pulled into the small intestine.
Meanwhile, Rikki put his penis in the mouth of the fourth parrot, and resumed their mating ritual. After they were done, Rikki ate this parrot. This parrot wan't as lucky as the one Rita ate as the first parrot Rikki had eaten had already passed into his stomach. They then retired for the night.
After being pulled at by villi, the two parrots in Rita and the parrot in Rikki had travelled to the colon. They got covered in brown mongoose shit, which smelled awful. After travelling all night, they were in the rectum. Rikki and Rita emptied out their rectums and their bladders. The two parrot's fell out of Rikki's ass.
After getting some dung, they saw his penis open above and urine shoot out and land on them.
The two parrots got hit with more dung as Rita shit out the parrot she had eaten and then peed. The three parrots got hit with a bunch of urine that trickled down from her vagina.
They went through this ritual of the next few days, depleting parrots. When they came to the last parrot, they used her twice for a condom, then Rikki ate her. After going through his stomach, she went into his small intestine. It was a tight squeeze. She got bruised and also got pulled at by villi. Later she came to his colon and got covered in dung. Then, later, she got excreted.
It took weeks for the parrot's feathers to grow back. One by one, they got their feathers back and flew off. The last eaten were in a mound of dung and urine and eventually got out by crawling out the top of the hole.
The two mongooses, who got married a few months later, hoped that nobody would ever bother them again.