Also, I've heard rats are good fishbait, so why don't you just go clean the tank a bit. I'll just be over here with this camera....
: I was taking a look at the Syfy channel's
: upcoming listings, to see when the new
: Sharknado 4 movie was going to be shown, and
: I discovered something totally horrifying.
: Starting July 24th and running through
: August 1st, you will have the opportunity to
: see any one of 29 shark movies; and this
: isn't even including the original 'Jaws'
: series of movies.
: How are smelly fish able to get so much
: screen time, when us rats only have a
: handful? I think it's time to start chewing
: on the wires of some Hollywood executives.
: Anyway. For those of you with nothing
: better to do than watch CG fish swimming
: around and nomming on bad actors, here's a
: list of the movies schedules to be shown
: (check your local listings for days and
: 3-Headed Shark Attack
: Dam Sharks!
: Dark Tide
: Ghost Shark
: Ice Sharks
: Jersey Shore Shark Attack
: Malibu Shark Attack
: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
: Mega Shark vs Kolossus
: Ozark Sharks
: Planet of the Sharks
: Shark Assault
: Shark Attack
: Shark Attack 2
: Shark Killer
: Sharknado 2
: Sharknado 3
: Sharknado 4
: Shark Night
: Sharktopus vs Pteracuda
: Sharktopus vs Whalewolf
: Swamp Shark
: Zombie Shark